Category: Humour

  • Gravity

    Gravity

    Have you ever thought about gravity? Of course, you haven’t, you’re far too busy, That’s why I’m here. I don’t mean the Sandra Bullock &…

  • All of Me

    All of Me

    I was listening to a love song, “All of me love all of you.” I know, what an old softie. Anyway, I got to thinking…

  • Diet Zero

    Diet Zero

    The amazing new, zero fat, zero sugar, zero carb, zero minerals, zero protein, zero fibre diet. It’s the one you have been looking for. No…

  • First Law of Thermodynamics

    First Law of Thermodynamics

    I came to an amazing realisation the other day. Matter can neither be created nor destroyed. It’s the first law of thermodynamics, yes, there are…

  • 2021 A Face Odyssey

    2021 A Face Odyssey

    I was looking at my face in the mirror the other day. Imagine my surprise when an overweight, bald guy was staring back at me.…

  • Six Degrees of freedom

    Six Degrees of freedom

    How free are you? I have spoken before about VR (virtual reality) one of the concepts in VR is 6 degrees of freedom (6DoF is…

  • All Dressed Up With Nowhere To Go

    All Dressed Up With Nowhere To Go

    On Thursday 12th Nov I was sitting in my bedroom watching my PC screen avidly. My top half was smartly dressed. The webcam could only…

  • Am I dreaming?

    Am I dreaming?

    Well friends I’m back and not from the future. Did you know we were friends? Well we are, but that doesn’t mean I will be…

  • Polite Midges

    Polite Midges

    Sitting in the park the other day. Of course, I was sitting, what do you expect; running around the park. Sitting in my wheelchair in…

  • Well who would believe it?

    Well who would believe it?

    I recieved this letter in responses to my last blog ‘Don’t be Elifish.’

  • Don’t be Elfish

    Don’t be Elfish

    The singing burst out of the quiet like an enemy assault. Mary and I looked at each other in surprise then through into the offending…

  • Rock on

    Rock on

    The other night we were watching a TV series that featured an old people’s home. Well you have to watch something during lock down. Actually,…

  • Disclaimer

    Disclaimer

    I have decided that I need to write a blog which is just a disclaimer. So many times, I get myself in trouble by people…

  • Gas Giant

    Gas Giant

    I have been taxing my brain; not a big task. Over how to make it easier for Mary to push me in a manual wheelchair.…

  • Effort Cup

    Effort Cup

    In my photo scanning, did I mention I am scanning all our old photos. Anyway, I am and it’s an interesting trip down memory lane.…

  • Special Advisor

    Special Advisor

    Anyone who has read my blogs will not be surprised by an email I received recently. Actually, I probably shouldn’t share its contents yet because…

  • Flying Wheelchairs

    Flying Wheelchairs

    (I have not written for a little while. I have found the Lock Down hard going. So here is a bit of silliness now I…

  • 8 Seconds

    8 Seconds

    A blog for millennials, whose concentration span is apparently 8 seconds, that’s a pity, times up.

  • Fly by Wire

    Fly by Wire

    No one could accuse me of being fast. I have been in a wheelchair now for 2.5 years and I realised the other day, the…

  • Capes not capons

    Capes not capons

    I have the answer to all our troubles; capes. Yes capes, forget cooking capons. Get out of your kitchen and into your sewing room. We…