Category: Humour
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Gravity
Have you ever thought about gravity? Of course, you haven’t, you’re far too busy, That’s why I’m here. I don’t mean the Sandra Bullock &…
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All of Me
I was listening to a love song, “All of me love all of you.” I know, what an old softie. Anyway, I got to thinking…
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Diet Zero
The amazing new, zero fat, zero sugar, zero carb, zero minerals, zero protein, zero fibre diet. It’s the one you have been looking for. No…
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First Law of Thermodynamics
I came to an amazing realisation the other day. Matter can neither be created nor destroyed. It’s the first law of thermodynamics, yes, there are…
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2021 A Face Odyssey
I was looking at my face in the mirror the other day. Imagine my surprise when an overweight, bald guy was staring back at me.…
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Six Degrees of freedom
How free are you? I have spoken before about VR (virtual reality) one of the concepts in VR is 6 degrees of freedom (6DoF is…
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All Dressed Up With Nowhere To Go
On Thursday 12th Nov I was sitting in my bedroom watching my PC screen avidly. My top half was smartly dressed. The webcam could only…
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Am I dreaming?
Well friends I’m back and not from the future. Did you know we were friends? Well we are, but that doesn’t mean I will be…
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Polite Midges
Sitting in the park the other day. Of course, I was sitting, what do you expect; running around the park. Sitting in my wheelchair in…
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Don’t be Elfish
The singing burst out of the quiet like an enemy assault. Mary and I looked at each other in surprise then through into the offending…
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Rock on
The other night we were watching a TV series that featured an old people’s home. Well you have to watch something during lock down. Actually,…
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Disclaimer
I have decided that I need to write a blog which is just a disclaimer. So many times, I get myself in trouble by people…
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Gas Giant
I have been taxing my brain; not a big task. Over how to make it easier for Mary to push me in a manual wheelchair.…
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Effort Cup
In my photo scanning, did I mention I am scanning all our old photos. Anyway, I am and it’s an interesting trip down memory lane.…
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Special Advisor
Anyone who has read my blogs will not be surprised by an email I received recently. Actually, I probably shouldn’t share its contents yet because…
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Flying Wheelchairs
(I have not written for a little while. I have found the Lock Down hard going. So here is a bit of silliness now I…
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8 Seconds
A blog for millennials, whose concentration span is apparently 8 seconds, that’s a pity, times up.
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Fly by Wire
No one could accuse me of being fast. I have been in a wheelchair now for 2.5 years and I realised the other day, the…
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Capes not capons
I have the answer to all our troubles; capes. Yes capes, forget cooking capons. Get out of your kitchen and into your sewing room. We…
