Category: Humour
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Self-Driving Cars
I was surprised to see a self driving car on BBC news yesterday. True, it still needs a human backup driver. But the fact they…
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A Poem
The Guy in The Mirror Who is the guy in the mirror The one who is old grey and fat One thing is certain it…
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How not to build a fish tank
Here’s the first of my audio blogs. I have started recording previous blogs. Thought I’d start with some funny ones.
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What they never told me at School
I don’t know what you were taught at school, but I never learnt about Borg algorithms. Why was it hidden? That’s what I say. They…
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How Not to Keep Fish
I thought I’d give you a break from my Hilda excerpts. This is a recollection from my childhood. Maybe I have exaggerated a bit. It…
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Thunderbirds Are Go!
Action Man or GI Joe as he is known in the USA, was an action figure from my childhood. A boys doll basically. There are…
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Aye Ai
There has been a lot of concern shown in the news about AI’s. So I thought I’d reassure myself by chatting to Alexa about it.…
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Everything on show… except books
We made it to our library the other day. Strike that, it is now called a Community Hub. Which is a very appropriate name, as…
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Double Edged Sword
Double edged sword has always struck me as an odd expression. I am not a knight; King Charles take note. If I were, I guess…
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Visual diagnostics
I don’t know why we need doctors. The amazing visual diagnostic ability of the average person in the street is astounding. People can take one…
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The Prize For The Sneakiest Ad Goes to…
Ever seen a sneaky ad on a game? Of course you have. You play supposedly free games, funded by adverts. Well, I am thinking of…
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Why is Alexa Ignoring Me?
Once upon a time, there was just me and Alexa. She sat next to my bed and sung me songs. If I wondered who was…
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Next Stop Hollywood
I’m not sure if I am getting carried away. It would be most unlike me. We have already appeared in a national professional magazine (Inside…
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Technology Fail
Early this morning someone banged on the front door. Mary had not yet woken up. No problem, we have a Ring doorbell. I picked up…
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Wheelchair Etiquette
Well, anyone who knows me, will realise that I am 100% serious. I never have my tongue in my cheek, nor write farcical blogs. Now…
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No Fingered Typing
I have a confession to make. Don’t get too excited. It’s not that. Or that. I never learnt to type. It’s not that either. When…
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In A Galaxy Far, Far, Away…
Star Wars must be the most disabled conscious movie franchise ever. Unrealistic and silly, of course. But, it has so many disabled people in it.…
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Star Wars
I have just watched Star Wars IV again. Something hit me that should be obvious to everyone. Luke says it to his aunt and uncle.…

