Category: Humour

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  Oops, I didn’t mean to say that

  Have you ever said something and then realised it could be misunderstood? I find that happens all the time with my carers. Here are a…

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  The cot sides

  I didn’t just wake up one day and find myself in a hospital bed with cot sides and carers. It was a gradual process of…

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  An odd request from Amazon

  Wouldn’t it be great to have a shower again? That was the simple thought which started it all off. I can’t have a shower or…

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  Hello world!

  “Hello world!” I was sitting naked on a commode with a carer either side of me. The bathroom was so tiny, and the ladies were…