I have decided that I need to write a blog which is just a disclaimer. So many times, I get myself in trouble by people taking my humorous blogs literally, that I thought I should write a contractual let out clause. Here it is:
“The party of the first part (hereafter to be called the first party; TFP) is in no way responsible. By this we are in no way suggesting that ‘TFP’ is in any way lacking in cognitive capabilities. We do not indemnify against fire, flood, injury or force majeure (whatever that is). Neither shall ‘TFP’ be in any way responsible for the content he, she or it writes. If ‘TFP’ so chooses, they may, with no acceptance of guilt upon himself, herself or itself, write jokes which are deemed suitable for the general public (hereafter called GP). If the GP so wishes, they may choose to laugh, groan or titter at the said jokes. However, any misunderstandings arising from the so-called jokes, will not be the responsibility of ‘TFP’ (hereafter called Blog Writer General; BWG). The GP (hereafter called people Who Read; PWR.) may well be puzzled that the blogs (hereafter called the Evidenicary Paperwork; EP) ever got published, much less that they have wasted time reading them. That is a matter beyond the purview of this document (hereafter called the Disclaimer Document; DD).
In summary: If the BWG writes any EP’s and they are read by PWR’s then this DD comes into force and has full power to restrain any action.”
We hope this clear up any confusion and prevents any future misunderstanding. It should certainly stop anyone taking me seriously.
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