Diet Zero

The amazing new, zero fat, zero sugar, zero carb, zero minerals, zero protein, zero fibre diet. It’s the one you have been looking for. No difficult chewing. No problems digesting. No more flatulence. It takes up zero space in your cupboard. For the environmentally conscious it has a zero-carbon footprint. No more cooking or meal preparation. Delivered anywhere in the world.

Our book ‘Diet Zero’ is available for just $39.99 plus P&P at all good online and High St retailers. Then you just subscribe to our daily two meals a day for just $450 per month plus P&P. Note we only recommend replacing two meals each day with diet zero. Just eat your usual breakfast. You will see the pounds drop off.

Anyone who notices a young lad shouting ‘your plates empty’ please ignore him. He is becoming quite a nuisance. We have had a few feedback comments from people who seem unable to ‘see’ our range of products. They are of course only visible to those people of intelligence, fashion and insight.

Diet Zero, it’s the ultimate diet for the person who has tried all the rest.

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