Author: Mike Nevin
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Red Lorry, Yellow Lorry
Have you noticed that script writers have thrown away an old book? No, I haven’t discovered it and started to use it. The old book…
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Cinder
Have you noticed that some people love to clean; I won’t say obsessed by it. They just seem to love it. While the rest of…
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Stranger Than Truth
We have been watching Vera, the ITV detective series, not some random lady down the road. It’s amazing how fast everything moves in a detective…
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Incey, Wincey, Spider
I woke this morning to a rather fast visitor. Not a welcome one at that. I was reading on my tablet and I caught a…
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Ship Ahoy
I feel like a captain on the bridge of his ship. Yes, that’s right, illusions of grandeur. Yesterday, for the first time, I was able…
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It’s All Downhill From Here
In case you are thinking I’m becoming maudlin, don’t worry. I had a dream, now it sounds like I’m about to start a speech. I…
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Sorry
Some people think us Brits are far too apologetic. I’m sorry, but that’s just not true. I hardly ever apologise. In fact, and I do…
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Blondes Have More Fun
I don’t know if it’s true that blondes have more fun, not being one myself. I have a fair bit of fun and I have…
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When Did I Become Old?
We had Mary’s niece and children visit yesterday. Two wonderful lads, 8 and 5 years old. As I watched them play, chatted to them and…
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Saving The Best ‘Till Last
I realised the other day, why I was always picked last in sports at school. Yes, it’s that recent I can still remember it. The…
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Crash, Bang, Wallop
I’m sure you’ve all seen ‘Half a sixpence’ and if you haven’t, will now be rushing off to look it up. “Crash, bang, wallop, what…
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I Married A Good’Un
I have had many times to consider that I married a good’un. What a lucky guy I am. I remember all those years ago; obviously…
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The New Hoisting Diet
I have discovered an amazing new diet. But, let’s not rush into my world changing revelation. Let me not spoil the moment. I don’t want…
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Flipper
“OK Flipper, show us where he is.” When I was growing up, in the early 2000’s, sorry that just slipped in there, 1970’s, animals on…
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Where’s It Been?
I gather the football is coming home. But, where has it been and why didn’t the neighbours throw it over the wall a long time…
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Confused, you will be
I can be easily confused and moving to a new house may be the straw that broke the camel’s back. Wondering why? Let me explain:…
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Good Morning
Good morning from sunny Hartlepool, don’t check your weather forecasts, they are not always accurate. Besides, it was sunny, when we arrived. Hartlepool greeted us…
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So Long, Farewell
To anyone who has not seen The Sound of Music, the title of this blog will be lost on you. Let me give you a…
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Hello, My Lovely
The phone rings and a pleasant female voice says cheerily: “Hello, my lovely, how are you this evening?” Either you have developed an amazing, magnetic…
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Quick, Quick, Slow
In days of yore, when Blu-Ray was first invented. Actually, was it around in ‘days of yore’? Anyway, it was a long time ago, because…