Author: Mike Nevin

  • Red Lorry, Yellow Lorry

    Red Lorry, Yellow Lorry

    Have you noticed that script writers have thrown away an old book? No, I haven’t discovered it and started to use it. The old book…

  • Cinder

    Cinder

    Have you noticed that some people love to clean; I won’t say obsessed by it. They just seem to love it. While the rest of…

  • Stranger Than Truth

    Stranger Than Truth

    We have been watching Vera, the ITV detective series, not some random lady down the road. It’s amazing how fast everything moves in a detective…

  • Incey, Wincey, Spider

    Incey, Wincey, Spider

    I woke this morning to a rather fast visitor. Not a welcome one at that. I was reading on my tablet and I caught a…

  • Ship Ahoy

    Ship Ahoy

    I feel like a captain on the bridge of his ship. Yes, that’s right, illusions of grandeur. Yesterday, for the first time, I was able…

  • It’s All Downhill From Here

    It’s All Downhill From Here

    In case you are thinking I’m becoming maudlin, don’t worry. I had a dream, now it sounds like I’m about to start a speech. I…

  • Sorry

    Sorry

    Some people think us Brits are far too apologetic. I’m sorry, but that’s just not true. I hardly ever apologise. In fact, and I do…

  • Blondes Have More Fun

    Blondes Have More Fun

    I don’t know if it’s true that blondes have more fun, not being one myself. I have a fair bit of fun and I have…

  • When Did I Become Old?

    When Did I Become Old?

    We had Mary’s niece and children visit yesterday. Two wonderful lads, 8 and 5 years old. As I watched them play, chatted to them and…

  • Saving The Best ‘Till Last

    Saving The Best ‘Till Last

    I realised the other day, why I was always picked last in sports at school. Yes, it’s that recent I can still remember it. The…

  • Crash, Bang, Wallop

    Crash, Bang, Wallop

    I’m sure you’ve all seen ‘Half a sixpence’ and if you haven’t, will now be rushing off to look it up. “Crash, bang, wallop, what…

  • I Married A Good’Un

    I Married A Good’Un

    I have had many times to consider that I married a good’un. What a lucky guy I am. I remember all those years ago; obviously…

  • The New Hoisting Diet

    The New Hoisting Diet

    I have discovered an amazing new diet. But, let’s not rush into my world changing revelation. Let me not spoil the moment. I don’t want…

  • Flipper

    Flipper

    “OK Flipper, show us where he is.” When I was growing up, in the early 2000’s, sorry that just slipped in there, 1970’s, animals on…

  • Where’s It Been?

    Where’s It Been?

    I gather the football is coming home. But, where has it been and why didn’t the neighbours throw it over the wall a long time…

  • Confused, you will be

    Confused, you will be

    I can be easily confused and moving to a new house may be the straw that broke the camel’s back. Wondering why? Let me explain:…

  • Good Morning

    Good Morning

    Good morning from sunny Hartlepool, don’t check your weather forecasts, they are not always accurate. Besides, it was sunny, when we arrived. Hartlepool greeted us…

  • So Long, Farewell

    So Long, Farewell

    To anyone who has not seen The Sound of Music, the title of this blog will be lost on you. Let me give you a…

  • Hello, My Lovely

    Hello, My Lovely

    The phone rings and a pleasant female voice says cheerily: “Hello, my lovely, how are you this evening?” Either you have developed an amazing, magnetic…

  • Quick, Quick, Slow

    Quick, Quick, Slow

    In days of yore, when Blu-Ray was first invented. Actually, was it around in ‘days of yore’? Anyway, it was a long time ago, because…